1. Sometimes you get stood up
2. Sometimes they just stop calling. No explanation. No response.
3. Douchebags. So many douchebags.
4. You're not always on the same page. You can have a very direct conversation about what you want and somehow you still end feeling like you're reading completely different books.
5. You like him. He likes her more.
6. Never knowing if he's being honest. It's bound to happen that he's just going to tell you what he wants to hear to get to his end goal. Sometimes that end goal is just get in your pants.
7. Netflix and chill. Honestly, sometimes, I just want to Netflix and chill, none of that hidden meaning. Like life is rough and sometimes I don't want to get pretty.
8. Always having to shave my legs. You never know how the night might end. Let's be honest.
9. Sometimes it moves too slow and I find myself wondering if he's actually attracted to me at all.
10. Sometimes it moves too fast and I find myself wondering if he actually even likes me for me.
11. Conflicting work schedules. I work retail, not always the most steady schedule and I work weekends.
12. When "exclusive" doesn't mean shit.
13. Dick pics.
14. Texting relationships that never make it to a real life date.
15. You have a great connection through talking and texting then it's nothing but awkward silence at dinner.
16. It never makes it to a real date, you just got stuck in that weird limbo of hanging out. What does that even mean? Are we more than friends?
17. Sometimes, no matter how much effort you put in or how much you do like each other, there's a missing piece and you can't fit a square peg in a round hole.
18. If he's recently out of a relationship, you may be the rebound girl. And the ex may decide she wants him back and you can't compete with some pasts.
19. He could be straight up, legit crazy pants.
20. He shows up and he looks absolutely nothing like the pictures you so carefully stalked. Like seriously, how recent were those???
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